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“There’s a new inmate hidden deep beneath the bunks that furnish the cell blocks of America’s men’s prisons, and her name is Fifi. But don’t worry, Fifi isn’t a ponytailed, high heel wearing vixen seeking to seduce some of the country’s worst slim, Fifi is the answer to nearly every prisoner’s prayer-especially the ones who haven’t gotten laid in quite some time. Fifi is, in fact, a part of the family of homemade vagina sex toys-and this one doesn’t cost nearly as much as one of those fancy gadgets available for pickup over at the seedy local sex shop…” The tools you’ll need to make homemade vagina sex toys are closer than you think. Come get the skinny on making vaginas at home, chances are you’ll never look at latex gloves the same way again.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing Fifi

There’s a new inmate hidden deep beneath the bunks that furnish the cell blocks of America’s men’s prisons, and her name is Fifi. But don’t worry, Fifi isn’t a ponytailed, high heel wearing vixen seeking to seduce some of the country’s worst slim, Fifi is the answer to nearly every prisoner’s prayer-especially the ones who haven’t gotten laid in quite some time. Fifi is, in fact, a part of the family of homemade vagina sex toys-and this one doesn’t cost nearly as much as one of those fancy gadgets available for pickup over at the seedy local sex shop.

Making Homemade Vagina Sex Toys

You don’t have to be doing twenty-five years to life in Upstate New York’s infamous Attica Prison to enjoy the pleasure that is Fifi. As a matter of fact, all you really need for making homemade vagina sex toys is a towels, some rubber bands, latex plastic gloves, Vaseline, and something to warm it all up with. Warm towels are a major player in making homemade vagina sex toys. You will definitely want to fashion something with a startling resemblance to the actual vulva, clitoris, vaginal openings, and all of the other extremities in that area-towels will help with that. When it comes to vaginal sex, it doesn’t get any better than when it’s wetter, recreate the necter of a woman’s juices by including Vaseline as a part of your homemade vagina sex toys making project.
Ah-and then there are the latex plastic gloves, perhaps these are the most important assets of homemade vagina sex toys. And just what is the significance of those gloves that doctors across the world use during nearly every delicate surgery? Why the gloves provide a tight fit for a thick penis, of course!

The Not So Homemade Vagina Sex Toys

Ok, Ok-so maybe you don’t have the half an hour that it would take to fashion authentic homemade vagina sex toys. You can still enjoy some really hot plastic cunt action with some of the not so homemade vagina sex toys that are incredibly popular on the adult entertainment market. Hey, some of them even sport the name and molded coochies of some of the naughtest stars from the world of pornography. What’s more is that there are so many kinky options:

Flavored Vibrating Vagina Sex Toys: Love the taste of vagina? Is there nothing you like more than darting your tongue in and out of a oozing wet cunt? Sex toy makers know that and they’re aiming to keep your tastebuds happy with vibrating vagina sex toys that secrete flavored lubricant. Start with peaches and cream.

Cyberskin: The Cyberskin form of vagina is one of the most realistic feeling on the market. With the deep density of a real woman, vibrations, and muscle contractions, and skin that’s smooth as silk, Cyberskin vagina sex toys aren’t homemade, but they sure are durable.